Smokin’ Album Covers
Posted in 1950's, 1960's, Celebrities with tags album covers, albums, April Ames, Cigarettes, records, Serge Gainsnourg, singers, smoking, tango, vinyl on April 6, 2010 by DMHave a schmoke at the libarry with Bobby Bittman!
Posted in 1980's, Celebrities, Video Clips with tags Bobby Bittman, books, Canada, comedy, Eugene Levy, library, SCTV, sketch, smoking on April 5, 2010 by DMHappy Easter!
Posted in 1970's, 1980's, Ad's (Paper), Celebrities, Video Clips with tags baskets, black, booze, bowl, candy, cocaine, ducks, Easter, Easter Bunny, eggs, huevos, Jesus, Jewish, Jews, lines, Peeps, Rat Pack, Sammy Davis Jr., swinger on April 4, 2010 by DMBecause when I think of Easter, I think of cocaine and Sammy Davis Jr.
And Peeps.
Camel’s Agree With Me….
Posted in 1940's and before, Ad's (Paper), Celebrities, Cigarettes with tags 1930's, 2010, ad, Camels, Cigarettes, Costco, Dorothy Franey, Olympics, pizza, skater, speed skating, winter on January 24, 2010 by DM….like how Costco Pizza agrees with my stomach the day after eating it.
To get in the spirit of the 2010 Winter Olympics, I thought I would post this charming fictional tale of an Olympic speed skater back in the 30′s.
And when I say “fictional”, I mean on that on Camel’s behalf.
Dorothy Franey a.k.a. “Dot” is an Olympic speed skater that’s hanging out with her friend Marjory. After kicking ass against all of the guys, she settles down for a nice relaxing smoke. After being asked about her preference in cigarettes, Dot explains that she (and other top-notch skaters) prefer Camel’s, because they don’t mess with her nerves, and she needs healthy nerves if she’s going to skate her best.
I would insert a funny sarcastic remark right now, but I think the ad speaks for itself.
*click on the photo and then click on “all sizes” to see a larger version*
Hack Yourself a Merry Little Christmas 2009
Posted in 1970's, Ad's (Paper), Cigarettes, Holidays with tags candles, carton, Christmas, Cigarettes, Kent's, pine cones on December 4, 2009 by DMFor all the WRONG reasons…..
Hack Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2009
Posted in Uncategorized with tags burn down house, Christmas, fire, Fire Season, fucking pussy, insurance fraud, kids hate me, kids hate you, lighter, presents, Zippo on December 3, 2009 by DMIf you weren’t suck a fucking pussy and burned down your house during Fire Season, you could have had some insurance money to buy Christmas presents for your kids.
Now they hate you.
Hack Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2009
Posted in 1940's and before, Ad's (Paper), Celebrities, Cigarettes, Holidays with tags annoying, bitch, carton, Chesterfields, Christmas, Cigarettes, jingle bells, Maureen O' Hara, office bitch on December 2, 2009 by DMYou know that bitch in your office that insists on wearing jingle bells all December long?
Hack Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2009
Posted in 1960's, Ad's (Paper), Cigarettes, Holidays with tags broke ass, carton, Christmas, Cigarettes, economy, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Lucky Strike, poor, presents, smoke, tree on December 1, 2009 by DMYep – it’s back!
And now that times are tough, you wish you were getting a carton under your Christmas tree.
Oh, I forgot – you couldn’t afford a tree this year.
Happy Thanksgiving from Smoker’s Hack
Posted in 1940's and before, 1950's, Ad's (Paper), Cigarettes, Holidays with tags Cigarettes, Indians, Kool's, penguin, smoking, Thankgiving on November 26, 2009 by DM
Smoker’s Hack Soap Box
Posted in Celebrities, Cigarettes with tags banned, cheap, Cigarettes, cloves, conservative, Djarum, expensive, flavored cigarettes, Fox News, gay, ghetto, goth, healthcare reform, illegal, import, Kool's, liberals, menthols, MSNBC, Newports, Obama, smoker, smoking, taxes, teens, unprecedented on November 25, 2009 by DMI’ve been meaning to comment about this since September, but I’ve been busy (and lazy).
So back in September, Obama passed a bill making it illegal to sell “flavored cigarettes”. As a Djarum Black smoker (on occasion), this broke my heart.
I’ve read two different reasons for the ban – 1) flavored cigarettes encourage underage smoking, and 2) most flavored cigarettes aren’t made in the US, therefore all the US gets is sales tax from the sale.
Here are the Smoker’s Hack arguments:
1) When teens start smoking, they usually steal cigarettes from their parents. What parents smoke flavored cigarettes? (Besides gay goth parents)
2) Flavored cigarettes are EXPENSIVE! If teens are going to spend their money, it’s going to be on cheap cigarettes like Basics.
3) If the US doesn’t like the import of these cigarettes, then they need to step up and make a good product. I love supporting the US – so get on it.
BUT – get this – MENTHOLS aren’t banned.
Why not menthols? Last time I checked – MINT was a flavor. Kools and ‘Ports are cheaper than cloves, easier to get than cloves, and more influential people smoke menthols than cloves.
I wonder……
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