Smokin’ Album Covers

Posted in 1950's, 1960's, Celebrities with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 6, 2010 by DM

serge gainsbourg

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Have a schmoke at the libarry with Bobby Bittman!

Posted in 1980's, Celebrities, Video Clips with tags , , , , , , , , on April 5, 2010 by DM

Happy Easter!

Posted in 1970's, 1980's, Ad's (Paper), Celebrities, Video Clips with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 4, 2010 by DM

Because when I think of Easter, I think of cocaine and Sammy Davis Jr.

And Peeps.

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Camel’s Agree With Me….

Posted in 1940's and before, Ad's (Paper), Celebrities, Cigarettes with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on January 24, 2010 by DM

….like how Costco Pizza agrees with my stomach the day after eating it.

To get in the spirit of the 2010 Winter Olympics, I thought I would post this charming fictional tale of an Olympic speed skater back in the 30′s.

And when I say “fictional”, I mean on that on Camel’s behalf.

Dorothy Franey a.k.a. “Dot” is an Olympic speed skater that’s hanging out with her friend Marjory. After kicking ass against all of the guys, she settles down for a nice relaxing smoke. After being asked about her preference in cigarettes, Dot explains that she (and other top-notch skaters) prefer Camel’s, because they don’t mess with her nerves, and she needs healthy nerves if she’s going to skate her best.

I would insert a funny sarcastic remark right now, but I think the ad speaks for itself.

*click on the photo and then click on “all sizes” to see a larger version*

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Hack Yourself a Merry Little Christmas 2009

Posted in 1970's, Ad's (Paper), Cigarettes, Holidays with tags , , , , , on December 4, 2009 by DM

For all the WRONG reasons…..

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Hack Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2009

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on December 3, 2009 by DM

If you weren’t suck a fucking pussy and burned down your house during Fire Season, you could have had some insurance money to buy Christmas presents for your kids.

Now they hate you.

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Hack Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2009

Posted in 1940's and before, Ad's (Paper), Celebrities, Cigarettes, Holidays with tags , , , , , , , , on December 2, 2009 by DM

You know that bitch in your office that insists on wearing jingle bells all December long?

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Hack Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2009

Posted in 1960's, Ad's (Paper), Cigarettes, Holidays with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on December 1, 2009 by DM

Yep – it’s back!

And now that times are tough, you wish you were getting a carton under your Christmas tree.

Oh, I forgot – you couldn’t afford a tree this year.

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Happy Thanksgiving from Smoker’s Hack

Posted in 1940's and before, 1950's, Ad's (Paper), Cigarettes, Holidays with tags , , , , , on November 26, 2009 by DM

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Smoker’s Hack Soap Box

Posted in Celebrities, Cigarettes with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 25, 2009 by DM

I’ve been meaning to comment about this since September, but I’ve been busy (and lazy).

So back in September, Obama passed a bill making it illegal to sell “flavored cigarettes”. As a Djarum Black smoker (on occasion), this broke my heart.

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I’ve read two different reasons for the ban – 1) flavored cigarettes encourage underage smoking, and 2) most flavored cigarettes aren’t made in the US, therefore all the US gets is sales tax from the sale.

Here are the Smoker’s Hack arguments:

1) When teens start smoking, they usually steal cigarettes from their parents. What parents smoke flavored cigarettes? (Besides gay goth parents)

2) Flavored cigarettes are EXPENSIVE! If teens are going to spend their money, it’s going to be on cheap cigarettes like Basics.

3) If the US doesn’t like the import of these cigarettes, then they need to step up and make a good product. I love supporting the US – so get on it.

BUT – get this – MENTHOLS aren’t banned.

Why not menthols? Last time I checked – MINT was a flavor. Kools and ‘Ports are cheaper than cloves, easier to get than cloves, and more influential people smoke menthols than cloves.

I wonder……

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