Smoker’s Hack

Steve: “Mmmm, this Frangelico is dee-fucking-lish!”
Jackie: “That’s good. My Snuggly is strong, but good!”
Steve: “You’re my Snuggly, babe….”
Jackie: “Hee hee hee!”
Steve: ” You know what would be good, babe? I mean, besides my face in your “snuggly”?”
Jackie: “Hee hee hee!”
Steve: “A smoke.”
Jackie: “MMMM! That sounds good!”
Steve: (while looking around the bear skin rug for his ultra smooth L&M’s) “Yeah, I’ve been kind of stressed lately. The boss got all uptight cause I left early the other day to meet up with the guys at Bobby McGee’s. He thinks he’s all that, just because he bought a brand new house in Cota Del Caza.”
Jackie: ” Cota Del Caza is really nice….”
Steve: (still looking for his ultra smooth L&M’s) “What, is Irvine not good enough for you anymore?”
Jackie: “That’s not what I said!”
Steve: (getting even more pissed that he can’t find his ultra smooth L&M’s) ” You can always go back to living at your parents house in Costa Mesa and working at FedCo….”
Jackie: (angrily getting up) “Maybe I will! And by the way asshole – your cigarettes have been right next to you this whole time, right under your fat face!”
Steve: (picking up the pack of ultra smooth L&M’s that were laying right next to his arm) “Damn it – I thought they were part of my sleeve! Sorry for being such a jerk babe – this boss of mine has got me so uptight, and now that I found my smokes, the full bodied flavor of L&M will help me forget about everything.”
Jackie: (muttering) “Will they make me forget about your comb-over and ugly ass shirt?”
Steve: “What!”
Jackie: “Oh nothing – nothing important…”