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DM — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 03:34:33 +0000

Have a schmoke at the libarry with Bobby Bittman!

DM — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:09:31 +0000

Happy Easter!

DM — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 01:27:11 +0000

Because when I think of Easter, I think of cocaine and Sammy Davis Jr.

And Peeps.

Camel’s Agree With Me….

DM — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 01:45:44 +0000

….like how Costco Pizza agrees with my stomach the day after eating it.

To get in the spirit of the 2010 Winter Olympics, I thought I would post this charming fictional tale of an Olympic speed skater back in the 30′s.

And when I say “fictional”, I mean on that on Camel’s behalf.

Dorothy Franey a.k.a. “Dot” is an Olympic speed skater that’s hanging out with her friend Marjory. After kicking ass against all of the guys, she settles down for a nice relaxing smoke. After being asked about her preference in cigarettes, Dot explains that she (and other top-notch skaters) prefer Camel’s, because they don’t mess with her nerves, and she needs healthy nerves if she’s going to skate her best.

I would insert a funny sarcastic remark right now, but I think the ad speaks for itself.

*click on the photo and then click on “all sizes” to see a larger version*

Hack Yourself a Merry Little Christmas 2009

DM — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:00:04 +0000

For all the WRONG reasons…..

Hack Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2009

DM — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:00:40 +0000

If you weren’t suck a fucking pussy and burned down your house during Fire Season, you could have had some insurance money to buy Christmas presents for your kids.

Now they hate you.

Hack Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2009

DM — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:00:11 +0000

You know that bitch in your office that insists on wearing jingle bells all December long?

Hack Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 2009

DM — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:00:48 +0000

Yep – it’s back!

And now that times are tough, you wish you were getting a carton under your Christmas tree.

Oh, I forgot – you couldn’t afford a tree this year.

Happy Thanksgiving from Smoker’s Hack

DM — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:00:20 +0000

Smoker’s Hack Soap Box

DM — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:44:09 +0000

I’ve been meaning to comment about this since September, but I’ve been busy (and lazy).

So back in September, Obama passed a bill making it illegal to sell “flavored cigarettes”. As a Djarum Black smoker (on occasion), this broke my heart.

I’ve read two different reasons for the ban – 1) flavored cigarettes encourage underage smoking, and 2) most flavored cigarettes aren’t made in the US, therefore all the US gets is sales tax from the sale.

Here are the Smoker’s Hack arguments:

1) When teens start smoking, they usually steal cigarettes from their parents. What parents smoke flavored cigarettes? (Besides gay goth parents)

2) Flavored cigarettes are EXPENSIVE! If teens are going to spend their money, it’s going to be on cheap cigarettes like Basics.

3) If the US doesn’t like the import of these cigarettes, then they need to step up and make a good product. I love supporting the US – so get on it.

BUT – get this – MENTHOLS aren’t banned.

Why not menthols? Last time I checked – MINT was a flavor. Kools and ‘Ports are cheaper than cloves, easier to get than cloves, and more influential people smoke menthols than cloves.

I wonder……